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8:09 p.m. - 2006-12-05
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Here It is!!geez it must be nearly christmas!! i know i know im really sorry im sorry i should have updated sooner but you there has to be somethg worth putting in here right? well where do i start oh yeah well lets start with a few jokes, here goes! paddy and his wife are lying in bed when suddenly the phone rings! paddy starts ranting.....how the F*&%K would i know? rong the MET Office you tosser and he slams the phone down!! ooh patrick retorts his wife whatever is the matter? paddy says some silly F&*%"r wanting to know if the coast is clear! aww aww aww that ones for you chelle! xxxxx oh and this one too a 7 and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom and the older of the two says "i think its time we started swearing.....yeah nods the younger one i think so too,when we go downstairs ill go first then you ok?....so down they go to breakfast..mother askes the older one so what do you want for breakfast son? S&%*t mum ill have the coco pops...whack!! right across the face he gets itand off he runs upstairs crying the younger one sits and gulps, and you young man what is it you want for breakfast?i dont know he blubbers but not f%"*^%$g coco pops!! aww aww aww!so what else has been happening? oh yeah went to see george michael sunday woo hoo absoloutely brilliant hes still got it!! as long as he keeps it away from me lol!! anyways thats it til 20010 lol!! nah ill be back soon i promise! and chelle!! i love ya to bits! xxxxxx


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